let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
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Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
that is very illegal...i love you.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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