the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
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Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
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Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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