I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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