i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
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im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
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The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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