Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
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We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
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Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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