he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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