Well douche your snatch and let's go!
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
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I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
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woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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