You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
