honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
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They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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