I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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