The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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