The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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