We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
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On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
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Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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