If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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