I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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