Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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