Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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