I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
nutella sex= disaster
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
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He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
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Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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