Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
the raccoons are back...
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