For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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