there was a trapeze. enough said
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
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You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
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Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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