Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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