I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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