i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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