she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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