I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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