i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
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Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
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Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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