I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
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i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
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So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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