just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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