Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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