I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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