what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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