why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
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as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
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You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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