I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
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I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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