what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Randomize
