Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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