dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
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I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
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I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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