Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Randomize
