office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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