Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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