Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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