Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
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