I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
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do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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