if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
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Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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