were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
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He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
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If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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