if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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