I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
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You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
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the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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