Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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