Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
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Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
The uberlube is also flammable
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
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so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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