would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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