im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
she smelled like a LAN party
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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