hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
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God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
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There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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