69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
