How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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