i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
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I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
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Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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